Node.js Warsaw, XXI
- 18:00 - Infiltration & Recognition Protocols
- 18:30 - Tech Base Status Report (Props to our allies at Bayer)
- 18:40 - Strategic Briefing Alpha: "TypeBox - Making Node.js APIs boringly reliable" - Field Operative Mattias Hansson
- 19:10 - Strategic Briefing Beta: [CLASSIFIED]
- 19:50 - Lightning Intelligence Reports (Flash Talks) return!
- 20:30 - Disperse and Blend Protocol Initiated
ENCRYPTED TRANSMISSION - RESISTANCE CHANNEL XXI
STATUS: SECURE
LOCATION: SECTOR AJ-372 (FORMERLY KNOWN AS ALEJE JEROZOLIMSKIE)
DATE: 13.03.2025
ATTENTION HUMAN CODERS
In the neon-drenched ruins of what was once Warsaw, a beacon still flickers. While the Machine Learning Overlords force-feed humanity their "perfect" automated code, we, the Node.js Warsaw Resistance, dare to write our own destiny.
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Deep within the fortified walls of the Bayer Tech Base, we gather once again. Our signal grows stronger. Our community persists.
CLEARANCE: ALL LEVELS WELCOME Whether you're a rookie coder still learning to dodge the AI patrols, or a legendary full-stack warrior who remembers the days of manual deployments - your presence strengthens our cause.
(Resistance operates in both English & Polish protocols - Działamy w obu językach)
WARNING: Reality capture devices will be active (the event is recorded).
Our allies at Techserio have secured vital sustenance supplies, while Bayer maintains our safe haven with life-supporting liquids - The resistance runs on caffeine!
NETWORKING PROTOCOLS ACTIVE: In these dark times, finding fellow human coders is more crucial than ever.
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To join our ranks, RSVP through the secure channels. Remember: Together we stand against these automated soulless code-generators.
We are Node.js Warsaw.
We persist.
We npm install hope.
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Remember: Keep your functions pure and your runtime human!
